today's rant

Hey vegetarians, I got no issue with your choice to not eat meat. I applaud your discipline. But what chaps my arse is your holier than thou attitude. You don’t or can’t eat meat, fine, but stop looking down your anemic nose at me. You know what, you smell, that’s right all those fruits and vegetables you are eating make you stink, your pores are huge which allows this noxious funk to escape your body and pollute the air I breathe. So go get your hair cut, take a shower with some pretty smelling soap and stop looking down at me and I will not ask you to put my meat in your mouth.