getting old is not the new 30's

Getting old sucks. I am not talking about oh I hope I leave this world a better place than I found it and all those other mid life Brain fuck thoughts. No I am talking about the body is just not what it used to be. Yeah I wanted to have a mid life crisis, but nooooo, my body would not play along. My mid life crisis was to get a pilots license, got that, never one to do anything half ass, I quickly bought 2 airplanes, an open cockpit bi plane and small Cessna. Yes I was a fucking cliche going out to the airport on my triumph motorcycle to play with the bi plane, life was good but then my eyes go bad, I get BI FUCKING FOCALS, the economy has tanked, I cant sell the damn planes. I can't see at night to drive, I can't see the clock in the morning, how do I tell what time it is, I look at the window, if the neighbors flood lights are shinning though it is before 1 AM, Dark it is 1 AM to 6AM, start getting light, time to get up, day light, shit, I over slept. In addition to not being able to see in the mornings, it feels like some mean son of bitch beat the hell out of me with a sack of patatoes (yes I added the e for Dan what the hell is he doing now Qualye) What was my goal so many years ago when I started blogging? oh thats right wash board abs, how is that going you ask, I have gained 30 pounds this year, no thats a lie, I have gained 30 pounds since June. Washboard abs, right now I would be happy if I could get back to looking like I was 3 months pregnant. My knees hurt, my back hurts, I decided to jump back on the excerzie band wagon, hey great idea lets swim some laps, made the mistake of wearing my speedo, no its not a banana hammock, but bad enough it looks like boy short panties, walking by the full size mirror I am glad my eyes are for shit. yes getting old sucks ass