weekly update

goal was 39.5 and I made it. Following Monday was 170.4

Saturday goal is 39.25, not looking good for making it

The Schedule

today's rant

Hey vegetarians, I got no issue with your choice to not eat meat. I applaud your discipline. But what chaps my arse is your holier than thou attitude. You don’t or can’t eat meat, fine, but stop looking down your anemic nose at me. You know what, you smell, that’s right all those fruits and vegetables you are eating make you stink, your pores are huge which allows this noxious funk to escape your body and pollute the air I breathe. So go get your hair cut, take a shower with some pretty smelling soap and stop looking down at me and I will not ask you to put my meat in your mouth.

Sorry Dude

I know she is your daughter, but she is my lover.
I Know the relationship is going nowhere.
She has been wearing big girl panties for a long time, she knows it is going nowhere.
I would take your $1,000.00 to just go away but
1) That seems like a small amount considering how happy she make me
2) She gives GREAT head
3) She SWALLOWS

fuck off you controlling asshole

public service post

no this public service post is not to make the world a btter place, this is to let the women of the world know what the men are really looking at on the net. it is just random images from surfing the web tonight. No I am not a freak, I am a normal man. This is the same shit your husband, boyfriend, son, boss, employee, docotor, pharmacist etc is looking at. Do not judge us by what we look at on the web.

and yes I did say the hell with spell check, get over it

I thought about explaining the search behind the images, but really why try to explain?

punk

I re-read the post below, and thought punk, get your fucking head out of your ass and man up

getting old is not the new 30's

Getting old sucks. I am not talking about oh I hope I leave this world a better place than I found it and all those other mid life Brain fuck thoughts. No I am talking about the body is just not what it used to be. Yeah I wanted to have a mid life crisis, but nooooo, my body would not play along. My mid life crisis was to get a pilots license, got that, never one to do anything half ass, I quickly bought 2 airplanes, an open cockpit bi plane and small Cessna. Yes I was a fucking cliche going out to the airport on my triumph motorcycle to play with the bi plane, life was good but then my eyes go bad, I get BI FUCKING FOCALS, the economy has tanked, I cant sell the damn planes. I can't see at night to drive, I can't see the clock in the morning, how do I tell what time it is, I look at the window, if the neighbors flood lights are shinning though it is before 1 AM, Dark it is 1 AM to 6AM, start getting light, time to get up, day light, shit, I over slept. In addition to not being able to see in the mornings, it feels like some mean son of bitch beat the hell out of me with a sack of patatoes (yes I added the e for Dan what the hell is he doing now Qualye) What was my goal so many years ago when I started blogging? oh thats right wash board abs, how is that going you ask, I have gained 30 pounds this year, no thats a lie, I have gained 30 pounds since June. Washboard abs, right now I would be happy if I could get back to looking like I was 3 months pregnant. My knees hurt, my back hurts, I decided to jump back on the excerzie band wagon, hey great idea lets swim some laps, made the mistake of wearing my speedo, no its not a banana hammock, but bad enough it looks like boy short panties, walking by the full size mirror I am glad my eyes are for shit. yes getting old sucks ass